Saamyobaadee Subway

Subway.
America-y ese jara roga thakte chay, othoba anyobhabe bolle mota hote chay na, ebong ei duruuho project ta jara sostaay namate chay (basically graduate student ra), Subway tader ekmatro somadhan.
Kintu Subway aaro anekkichhu.
Subway aashoishob laalon kora gohon gopon insecurity-r mokkhom dawai.
Mofossol-er Balika Bidyalay-e beRe othar anekgulo externalities-er moddhye obvious koyekta holo, ingreji bolte giye gola shukiye jawa, haat paa thanda hoye aasa, golar aawaj naamte naamte sroboNseema-r neeche giye thyaka ityadi. dokkhiN Kolkatar English Mediem-er chhelemeyera thokhon almost anyo prithibeer baasinda.
Subway nei sei prithibeete.
Honey oat, Italian herbs and cheese othoba Parmesan Oregano bread-er choice-er saamne, kajei, sei swopner prithibee aar Balika Bidyalay, ekirokom asohaay.
Seriously, First year-er course work-er bibheeshika-r theke kichhu kom noy Subway-te prothombaar sandwich order korar abhigyota (Balika Bidyalay der aboshyo besh koyekbaar oi traumar tar moddhye diye jete hoy, ekbaare paar pawa jay na). Honey oat aar Italian herb diye shuru, tarpar American naki Provolone naki Pepper Jack naki Monterey Cheddar? Cheese choice-er chot samle uthte na uthtei lettuce, spinach, tomato, cucumber, olive, green pepper, banana (?) peppers, carrots, onion, jalapeno-r akuul paathaar periye jokhon sobe hNaap chhaRchhi, tottokkhoNe aamar chorom anaaRiponaay titibirokto meyeti counter-e odhoirjo angul-er bajna bajate bajate jigges korchhe aami sauce ki chai...........regular mayo, light mayo, regular mustard, honey mustard, hot sauce, chipotle sauce, oil, vinegar, naki sref salt and pepper niye aami take e jatra rehai debo?
Ebong ei puro humiliation ta ghotchhe, aamar pichhone asombhob neerobotay apekkharoto kromobordhomaan line ke sakkhee rekhe. maajhe maajhe mone hoy ki jani, er theke "didi taRataRi korun, khoob khide peyechhe" bole keu aawaj dile hoyto lojjata ektu kom i hoto.
Bibhinno lok, bibhinno bhabe Subway trauma deal kore. Sudipto jemon first quater-er first week-e ekbaar Subway khawar por aar gota bochhor omukho hoyni. ek bochhor dhore edesher ingriji shona ebong bola motamuti ropto kore, matha uNchu kore gotmot kore giye smartly order diyechhe.
Someekkha kore dekhechhi, beshir bhag lokei anyer ghaaRe bonduk rekhe chalanor pontha ta prefer kore (jeebon-er anyanyo kkhetre r moto, Subway teo ei trick ta durdaanto kaaj dey). kaydaa ta holo, songer lokke line-e saamne rakha, ebong tar case-khawa theke shikkha niye apply kora. aami nijeo tai korechhi, sweekar korte lojja nei. pNauruti theke shuru kore sauce porjonto jokhon aami Meera Govindaraghavan-er identical order dilam, tokhon opaarer meyeti aamader abhuutopuurbo bondhutto niye montobyo na kore thakte paareni, mone aachhe.
Subway niye eto lomba post ta likhlam, karoN sedin Thanksgiving dinner-er adday bose ei golpogulo shune (ebong bole) hese goRiye poRte poRte mathar moddhye anyo ekta calculation nirontor cholchhilo. jara jara Subway-r victim hoyechhe tader anekei aamar bhitu, mukhchora-Balika-Bidyalay-shoishober swopner jogoter baasinda. chhotobelay je duto prithibir moddhye duurotto alonghoneeyo mone hoto, koyek doshok baade, bhindesh-er ek sandwich-er dokan-e sei duto jogot converge korechhe. eki rokom na-parar-lojjay.
Subway, tai, sudhu sostaay pushtikor sandwich-er dokan noy. Subway ghor samyobaadee.