Kormophol


Aponmone achhi, saate pNache thakchhi na, karo baRa bhate chhai dichchhi na, khachchhi dachchhi, dieting korbo bhabchhi, YouTube dekhchhi, poRte bosbo bhabchhi, emon somoy ekjon hothat uRe ese juRe bose bNyaka hasi haslen, “sheshporjonto tumio?”
Serechhe. sheshporjonto amio ki seta shunte taRataRi headphone khule utkorNo hoi.
Jana gelo Mother’s day niye post lekhata nehat-i kNacha kaaj hoyechhe. keno kNacha hoyechhe se bishoye ami bishode bolte chaina, apnara sobai janen. Hallmark holiday, baki 364 din maatri-dibos noy keno, pashchatyo songskritir andho anukoroN ityadi probhriti.
Ekjon to shunlam, mother’s day niye adikhyeta korake chhagshishur “myaa myaa” daaker songe tulona korechhen.
Boyos howar probhuuto upojogitar moddhye ekta holo, anekrokom lok dekhar sujog pawa. amio dekhechhi. ‘Mother’s day shune hese bNachi na’ lok, ‘Bijoya kingba Shubho Naboborsho-r uttore thNot bNyakai’ lok, ‘sara bochhor-i premer joyare bhasi kajei 14th February-te jara baire khete jay tader bok dekhai’ lok, ‘Harry Potter jara poRe tNara hoddo shallow tai ami praN thakte Harry Potter chhNuye dekhi na’ lok, sobrokom.
Kajei ghabRachchina.
Kintu boyos howar aro boRo apokarita hochhe, sob ghotonai chokher samne aayna tule dhore. somosto tukro kothai smritir panapukure dhhil chhNuRe chardike pocha pNaker durgondho chhoRay.
Aj theke anek bochhor age jokhon amar dehe mone jouboner topto rokto boito, tokhon ami prithibiir beshirbhag lokke dekhe haate tali diye hastam. Chatroom-e dhuke achena loker sathe kotha bole? Loose character. Hindi cinema dekhe? Uncultured. Bangla Band niye chayer cup-e tufan tole? era kara? homework dNaRi comma suddhu tuke joma dey? apadomostok asot. bachchar sathe kotha bolar somoy bhaat ke bhaatu ar goru ke hambaa bole? hihihihihihihihihi. Desperate Housewives dekhe? hohohohohohoho.
Duniyar loker samne nijer chhNedo moner protiti chhNedotoro raag dukkho haasi kanna abhiman, sokale uthhe dNaat majte giye gobhiir upolobdhi, bikele bus-er jhNakunite mogojer dorja khule giye achomka sotyodorshon, desh dosh shilpo sangskriti rajniiti cinema niye amuulyo motamot, sob aNtipati kore likhe blog-e chhapay?
Ami sotyi kolpona korte parchhina aj theke 5 bochhor age e bishoye amar boktobyo ki hote parto. kintu etuku jani sei boktobyer moddhye ‘doRi’ ebong ‘kolsi’ shobdodutir tatporjo asiim.
Thakuma maanen ‘dhormel kol’, maa daaken ‘kormophol’, ami boli ‘karmaa’. naam niye dwidha thakte pare, kintu ekti bishoye nischinte ni:sondeho howa jete pare je aj noy kaal noyto porshu, se ghure ese bhulbhal jaygay praNghatii kamoR bosabei.

Comments

  1. ami eisab dibos nye khub akta matha ghamai na. amar toh moneo thake na kobe ki din. tobe kew ei dingulo udjapon korleo amar apotti nei. ki jaye ase bolo, jodi ami matri dibos e maa'ke akta darun saree upohaar dilam, kimba prem dibos e boyfriend ke perfume? harry potter amio porini, tar karon ota amar khub ghanghane type er lage tai. ke amake shallow vablo ki na vablo amar kissu jaye ase na tate. otoeb, osab karmophol-tol vule giye nijer motamot niye mohanonde din katao. :))

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  2. dhush joto sob baje kotha. ekdom patta debe na to. mane sob byapare addikheta kora jyamon baRabaRi, tyamon sob byapare naak sitkano ta o osamajikota-r lokkhon mone hoy amar. keu jodi byasto jibon e somoy kore ektu nirmal anand prapt korte chay, tahole pasher baRir ranna bondo hoy na right? hyan, V-day te jara chocolate na kheye, photo tule facebook e lagay, tader ami obviously sunojor-e dekhi na..baaki ektu adhtu esob cholei. ei jukti dyakhale to pujo parbon jonmodin sob bondho korte hoy.

    aar hyan, oi Harry Potter ke ke jyano shallow boleche? thikana ta ektu dio to...

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  3. Kuheli, are amio to mohanondei thakte chai. kintu majhe majhe jantrik golojog ghote arki.

    Sumana, setai to. jotokkhoN na amake ese Valentine-er chhobi dekhte badhyo korchhe, amar kono boktobyo nei.

    amader HP solidarity diirghojiibi hok.

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  4. Harry Potter shallow? Bolen ki moshai? E kathata bolte pare keu? Eto depth wala galpo likhe dekhak to dekhi? Ar last cinema ta to 3D hobe... to ar shallow kichhutei bola jabena. :)

    Karmofol theke ki keu bNachte pare? Ei je dekhun na... gym jawa theke shuru kore kato kichhu kei je amar aage nyakami mone hoto ar ekhon nijei kori, je ki bolbo. Kejane next year hoyto V-Day te balloon niye photo tule Facebook e lagabo. Sorry Sumana, chocolate khub high-calorie, apatoto ota bandho.

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  5. :) 3D-r logic ta ami churi korchi, next jhogRay bolbo.

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  6. Kuheli tomake dewa amar uttor, Sumana tomar montobyo ebong amar uttor, Sugata apnar sathe amar kotha chalachali sob Blogger bemalum gile phelechhe. ki ar kora.

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