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Kono chinta nei

Kasbay mamar baRi ar Konnagare jethur baRi chhaRa ami jiibone je jaygatay sobtheke beshi baar gechhi, seta holo Puri. maayer kole chepe gechhi, babar 6 foot uNchu kNadher dudike du-paa jhuliye bose gechhi, protyek annual poriikkhar por gechhi, protyek alternate goromer chhutite gechhi, college-e poRar somoy jokhon prithiibir sobkichhu niyei abishwas tunge tokhon gechhi, ebong baRir sobar muchki haasi agrajhyo kore mondirer trisiimanay paa na diye eka eka somudrer tiire bose borer hoddo hoyechhi. Somudre hutopati kore snan ar pheriwalar kNadhe jholano aluminium-er patre shalpata dhaka dewa mishti khawa ar probol doradori kore sosta jhinuker mala kena chhaRa Purite ar je bishoyta anibarjo chhilo seta holo Kunthiya poribarer songe sakkhatkar. Gouranga Kunthiya tosyo pita Gopal Kunthiya tosyo pita Gagan Kunthiya erokom ke jane kotoshoto tosyo aage amar kono ek puurbopurush kono ek Kunthiya pandar khatay nijer naamdham likhiye esechhilen, sei theke Puri gelei Kunthiya poribarer totka

Sahaj sotyi

Step jump kora amar bohudiner rog. amader school-e class 6 porjonto angke 100/100 pele ekkhana isspecial prize dewa hoto. 100 pawar hisebta aboshyo oto sorol chhilo na. Half yearly-r age 3 khana monthly test newa hoto, pore aro 3 khana. sei test-er nomborgulo jog, biyog, guN, bhag, square root ityadi probhriti kore ekta sonkhya beroto, tarpor half yearly ar annual poriikkhar nomborduto niye abar khanik jolghola kore arekta sonkhya. tarpor sei sonkhyaduto niye pher nanarokom keramoti kore thik kora hoto ke prize pabe. Tobe masik, shaNmashik, barshik sob poriikkhatei jodi keu full marks peye jeto tahole ar didibhaira oto jhamelar moddhye jeten na, sorbosommotikrome takei prize diye khel khotom korten. Ami baarkoyek protijogitar last lap porjonto giyechhilam, kintu sheshmuhuurte bad sadhto oi step jump. Annual poriikkhay shesh angkotay bidyutbege mathar bhetor 17 ar 27 jog kore tar theke 5 baad diye confidently 38 bosiye, khata joma diye mohanonde hall-er baire beriye astam. ar am

Fine-er phere

Jiibone je koti haategona dhrubosotyer sathe amar porichoy ghotechhe, tar modhye ekta holo library-r membership newa ar niyomito ‘fine’ dewar chuktipotre soi kora, eki kotha. se ami jotoi charter jaygay ekta mattor finfine choti boi niye asina keno, ba tinkhanar jaygay ekkhana saRe satattor minute-er DVD, jotoi cup-er por cup koRa coffee kheye ar electric bill baRiye raat jege se boi ar DVD shesh korina keno, sheshporjonto screen-e amar naamer pashe roktakto akkhore ‘due fines’ dopdop korbei. Kintu prithibiite chirokal-i kichhu lok thake jara monepraNe bishwas kore, cheshta korle manush sob pare. durbhagyoboshoto serokom koyekjoner sathe amar ghonishthhota achhe. taderke bhul promaN korar jonyoi ekdin ami moroNpoN kore nirdishto somoysiimar shesh din, library bondho howar kNatay kNatay 5 minute age boi DVD sob bag-e pure ghamte ghamte hNapate hNapate counter-e uposthit holam. odiker mohila baRi jawar jonyo bag gochhate shuru korechhilen. birokto mukhe bag soriye rekhe boigulo sca

Notun kore

Ki khobor? kemon cholchhe apnader? amar sotyi kotha bolte ki kichhui cholchhe na. dine dine jibonta kirokom ghumpaRani ganer chehara nichchhe. Tobu bNachoya, ami jader sathe uthi-bosi khai-shui tader abostha amar moto koruN noy. ghumpaRani gaaner chaite hollagaRir sathei tader jiiboner saadrishyo beshi. tara hoihoi kore preme poRchhe, preme hNochot kheye hNatu jheRe uthheo poRchhe, poriikkha dichchhe, nombor pachchhe, gaddu khachchhe, chakri khNujchhe, peye “dhur boss-ke hebby baje dekhte” bole se chakri chheRe anyo chakri nichchhe. Banti sedin ese sollase ghoshoNa korlo, dupurbela office-e bose haater kachhe korar moto ar kichchhu na peye o sheshmesh vegetarian hoye gechhe. amakeo dole tanar cheshta korechhilo, ami raji hoini. matha kharap? sokaler dimseddhota baad dile bNeche thakar aro ekta chhuto kome jabe amar. Goto maase erokom byastobagiish dui bondhur sathe house hunting-e beriyechhilam. amar jonyo noy, bolai bahulyo. tNader jonyo. beronor ichchhe chhilona ektuo. ab

Andy Rooney

Second gulo kibhabe minute-e, minute gulo kibhabe ghontay, ghontagulo kibhabe dine, dingulo soptahe, soptaho mase, maas bochhore palte palte jachchhe bhogoban-i janen. ar 45 din por bochhortai phuriye jabe edike amar ‘2011 resolution list’-er saRe charkhana item-o cover kora hoyni. Joghonyo. Atyashchoro byapar holo kaajer kaaj ektao hochchhena, athocho akajer kajer jonyo ekphNota somoy nei. jemon dhorun goto Shukrobar jokhon mone poRlo 11 ta beje 11 minute 11 second-e chailei bhogoban chhoppor phNuRe ja chaibo tai deben, laphiye uthhe ghoRir dike takiye dekhi already 2 to beje 43 minute hoye gechhe. Ekhon bose thako hNaa kore 100 bochhor, abar kobe sei birol cosmic somapoton ghotbe sei apekkhay. Tobe 11.11.11 miss kore jawar thekeo amar beshi du:kho hoyechhe ekti mrityur khobor miss kore jaway. Probaser prothom shiiter bishoNNo sondhyeguloy, jokhon kothay Banti kothay ke, serokom ek sondhyey amar bohu-haat-pherta lojjhoRe TVr sakulye 3 te channel-er 1 ta channel-e Andy Ro

Tarar sathe friendship

Kemon achhen? anekdin bade dekha holo. amar dibbi chole jachchhe. majhe ‘phNakibaji’r moRok lege gota ekta soptaho hapis hoye jawa bad dile. ar already dujoRa gloves ke jane kothay hariye asa bad dileo. Sedin celebrity niye kotha uthechhilo. majhemajhei othe. jokhoni juddhobigrohe khanikta bhNata poRe, moroNottor quotation-er stock phuriye ase, sopto billion-tomo bachchhar jonmer por dinkoyek atikranto hoy, advisor-er songe Bantir saptahik dekha korar dinta periye jay, soja kothay Shukrobarer sondhyer bajar gorom korar moto bishoyer abhab holei amar tarokader niye tanatani kori. Aj porjonto ektibaro tNara amader hotash koren ni. aboidho prem, wardrobe malfunction, angoprotyonger size magic-er moto baRiye komiye amader adday abiram indhon jugiye gechhen. sedin abar shunlam ke jeno pete balish bNedhe michhimichhi pregnant sheje ghure beRachchhilen. ajkalkar sci-fi camera-r chokh, phNaki dite chailei to ar dewa jayna. thik dhore phelechhe. aguntibaar videoclip dekhiye dekhiye utte

Mokkhom proshno

Amar age group-er je kojoner ekhono wicket poRte baki chhilo, tara buddhimaner moto, ar apekkha na kore patro-patri khNujte shuru kore diyechhen. poriikkhito ebong promaNito pothe. baba maa, paRapoRshi, Anandabajar, Projapoti dot com. Tader moddhye haategona jader songe ekhono anodhikar chorcha chalano jay, serokom ekjonke chatbakshe pakRao kore jigges korlam, “aalap howar por ki jigges korli? tokei ba ki jigges korlo?” Jene rakha bhalo. Bondhu janalen, leisure time-e ki kore seta jana khub important. Pub-hopping naki ‘Pyaar kii ye ek kahani’. Non-veg na veg. Social drinker naki na khele raate ghum ase na. Subaltern Baulgaan na Chamak Challo. ei sob general proshnottor. Ami mon diye shunchhi dekhe bondhu jhuli theke beRalta sheshmesh bar koren. “aboshyo esob khali opor opor dhuulojhaRa. Beating about the bush. asli compatibility-r poriikkha nite gele ekta proshnoi khali korte hobe toke.” Ami utkorNo hoi. Bondhu totokkhoNe dhorei niyechhen compatibility-r koshtipathore p

Ekla cholo

Amar bondhuder ami je kotokhani pochhondo kori, seta nishchoy bole dewar dorkar nei. dutor beshi tinte kotha bolte gelei amar hoy Banti, noy Sudipto, noy Shibalee, noy Somasree, noy Chiru-r prosongo tana chhaRa upay thakena. oder chhaRa amar Shukrobarer bikel arthohiin. Shukrobarer bikeler poth cheye katano soptaner baki 6 khana bikel-o meaningless. Oder sathe ekta gota raat jege adda marar por pordin office kore ese abar sararaat jagte pari, shing bhenge Go-karting korte giye nijeke chorom apodostho korte pari, oder sathe soptahe ekbar Bangla-ingriji medium niye paaye paa badhiye jhogRa na korle amar sandwich hojom hoy na. Ekbindu baRiye bolchhi na, bondhutwer siima chhaRiye ora kojon sotyi sotyi amar kachher lok hoye uthhte perechhe. Kintu kachher lok holei je sorbokkhoN tader kachhe kachhe thakte ichchhe korbe tar kono maane nei. borong ultota howar sombhabonai beshi. prem bhalomoto neme jawar porei hothat ekdin saradin chatbakshe alo na jwolle mon khushi khushi lage. SPA

Chhipi-botol

Thakuma bolen bhogobaner rajye bhulchuk howar jo nei. botol thakle chhipi thakbe, chhipi thakle botol. hNaRi thakle thaktei hobe tar mukher mape khape-khape fit kora sora. Shudhu thakbei na, du’chokka poRe gechhe, 3 nombortar poton jeno-teno-prokareNo thamanor moto kore praNpoNe jhNakiye joto chhotrakar korei tader phelo na keno, tara eke oporke thik khNuje bar korbe. botoler mukhe chhipi ese jutbe, noyto chhipir sathe botol. “milaaiyare milbei.” keu atkate parbe na. Amar maayer kothai jemon dhorun. tNar somosya holo tini manusher naam mukh kichhui mone rakhte parenna. 5 bochhor dhore Tarakeswar local-e pashapashi bose Howrah gechhen, sei lokke hothat Babughater dock-e maayer samne ene hajir korun, maa chinte parben na. se nahoy na parlen, tate kichhu jay ase na. jate jay ase seta holo maa bechhebechhe emon loker pashei bosben train-e, jNara Babughate dekha hole hasimukhe egiye ese jigges korben, “meyeke niye beRate jawa hoyechhilo bujhi?” Rastaghate, mudir dokane, launch-gha